why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”
Even though I live in Canada, I like to express my American heritage by spelling the word ‘colour’ as ‘color’ and other words at any given chance
My dad just sent me this, along with a message that said “the recipe says to let the turkey chill in the sink for a few hours.”
God I love my family.
there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens